"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

Perhaps you have seen the Chuck Norris emails, a sort of ironic and acrid improvisational movement housed on the Internet. (Click on that link to learn more about these jokes.)

Imagine how a chow hall full of soldiers, Marines, sailors and airmen will react to this, USO:

ARLINGTON, Va., October 26, 2006 – Film and television star Chuck Norris will soon depart on his first USO tour, visiting service members stationed in the Persian Gulf. Norris, who will be accompanied by actor Marshall Teague, will meet with service members and sign autographs.

An Air Force veteran, Norris is known around the world for his starring role on the TV hit “Walker, Texas Ranger.” He also has starred in more than 20 motion pictures, including “Delta Force,” “Missing in Action” and “Sidekicks.” The actor is an accomplished author and renowned teacher of martial arts. His autobiography, “Against All Odds,” was a New York Times best seller in 2004. He recently completed his first work of fiction, “The Justice Riders.” An in-demand public speaker, Norris has received numerous honors, including Make-A-Wish Foundation’s Celebrity Wish Granter of the Year and the Veteran Foundation’s Veteran of the Year.

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."